The Nip Joint (Premium Catnip & Party Favors — Restricted Access)

You didn’t hear it from us… but if you’re lookin’ for that good green, this is where the velvet paws come to score premium catnip.

The Nip Joint is the low-lit back room behind the scratching post, where the scent hits before the door opens. We stock the heavy hitters: solid catnip Pawbreakers, undercover puff toys, and back-alley blends that’ll have your cat rolling on the floor, questioning reality, and drooling into their own tail floof.

This ain’t your starter stash. This is the Royal Reserve.
Only the freshest cuts. Sure, it’s dry — but it hits.
No stale fluff. No pretenders. No knockoffs.

Side effects may include:
– Zoomies with no destination
– Drooling like a fool
– Passive-aggressive staring contests with the wall
– Sudden declarations of nap

Management would like to remind all visitors:
No barking. No snitching. No dry blends.
If you knock twice and the door opens — you’re in.
If not… you were never here.