The Royal Servant’s Quarters (Human Apparel, Bags, Accessories)

Uniforms for the loyal. Dignity not included.

This is where the humans get dressed — not to impress, but to comply. The Royal Servants' Quarters houses all officially tolerated apparel for those who serve the Crown. T-shirts, bags, accessories... tokens of obedience worn by those who know their place (and still somehow mess it up).

Each item is selected by Management, inspected by Tony, and occasionally snubbed by His High-ness. That’s just part of the process.

Perfect for:

  • Disguising your peasantry with something passably stylish

  • Announcing your servitude to the world without making eye contact

  • Bribing the Crown with flattery-by-fashion

These are not “merch items.”
These are uniforms. Issued. Monitored. Mocked.

Wear them with pride. Or shame. The Crown does not care.
But Tony? Tony notices everything.