The Velvet Noose – Cat Chew Toy / Tassel Toy

Durable cat chew toy and tassel-style enrichment rope (approx. 76 cm). Designed for interactive play, chewing, and healthy gums. Ideal for indoor cats in South Africa.

It dangles.
It sways.
It cleans teeth. Allegedly.

But around here, we don’t ask what it’s for. We ask who it silenced.

The Velvet Noose (76 cm, braided tassel toy) has been spotted in interrogation rooms, smuggling dens, and one regrettable birthday party for a Persian named Biscotti. Soft to the touch. Silent in operation. Effective in reminding underlings how things work.

Official Uses (for the cameras):

• Dental enrichment and chew-friendly stimulation
• Interactive entertainment for felines
• Enrichment toy to reduce boredom

Unofficial Uses (off the record):

Extraction tool

• Threat display
• Distraction during surveillance handovers
• Mid-mission silence enhancer
• Tangled truths remover

Legal Statement:
The Apartment Cat denies all knowledge of this object.
Also, there is no Tony.