Catmint Diesel – Premium Catnip (40 g)

Premium 40 g pack of high-potency catnip. Ideal for play, enrichment, training, and stress relief. Safe, natural, and perfect for indoor cats.Codename: CTV-03 •

Black-Bag Special

Slip behind the scratching post, past the velvet drapes and Tony’s unblinking stare — that’s where you’ll find Catmint Diesel. This isn’t garden-variety nip; this is contraband. Folded in grease-stained paper, traded under flickering lights. One pinch of this 40 g pack and His High-ness shifts from royal repose to full-blown commando: carpet raids, chin-smash demolitions, and zoomies that warp the laws of physics.

Handle with discretion. Overdose, and you’ll ignite a turf war that doesn’t stop till sunrise. Underdose, and you’ll catch nothing but that withering glare. Deploy sparingly, no questions, no witnesses.

Black-Ops Specs (For Surveillance Use Only):

• Origin: Smuggled through The Nip Joint’s silent supply lines
• Weight: 40 g of uncut, premium catmint
• Potency: ★★★★★ (five-dot grip on reality)
• Deployment: indoors only — daylight leaks compromise the network

This never happened.