The Evidence Shredder – Cat Scratch Pad (L-Shape)

Durable L-shaped cat scratch pad (60 x 40 x 25 cm). Perfect for claw sharpening, furniture protection, and indoor enrichment. Fits neatly into small apartments or safehouses

Every cat with street cred knows: loose ends get you collared. His High-ness won’t tolerate sloppiness — especially if Tony hears about it.

Meet your new accomplice: The Evidence Shredder.

Crafted for discreet claw sharpening operations, this sleek L-shaped design (60 × 40 × 25 cm) fits effortlessly into any safehouse or shady establishment. It doesn’t merely sharpen claws — it shreds incriminating evidence, suspicious notes, and careless pawprints faster than you can say ‘deny everything.’

Officially cleared for:

• Silent sabotage missions
• Midnight claw refinements
• Eliminating paperwork before Tony’s night shift

Remember: innocent felines scratch furniture. Professionals destroy evidence.