The Fountain of Regret – Motion-Activated Cat Water Fountain

Motion-activated cat water fountain with filter system. Forged from stainless steel for durability, quiet operation, and clean hydration. Compact size (16 × 10 cm), designed for indoor cats in South Africa.
“You shouldn’t have touched the bag.
You shouldn’t have followed the trail.
And you definitely shouldn’t have asked where the water came from.

Now you’re here. And the only way out… is through The Fountain of Regret.

Forged in cold, untraceable steel, this motion-activated unit offers filtered hydration to those with nothing left to lose.

No switches. No sounds. No mercy.
Just water. Cold. Clean. Final.

Included (but never mentioned again):

• 4 filters — one for each of your past lives
• Built-in motion sensor — because buttons are for amateurs
• Low-profile footprint (16 × 10 cm) — fits neatly under surveillance

It doesn’t purr. It hums. Like a warning.