The Pomfather – Interactive Cat Toy Plush Ball Blaster

The Pomfather is an interactive cat toy blaster designed to fire soft plush balls for endless feline entertainment. This compact 13 × 10 cm toy includes 20 colourful pom-poms, giving your cat hours of chasing, pouncing, and playtime indoors. Made from lightweight, durable plastic, it’s safe, quiet, and easy to use for both cats and their humans. Perfect for active cats who need stimulation and cat parents who want to keep boredom at bay.

Behind the drapes of The Nip Joint, the Pomfather waits in silence. At 13 cm by 10 cm, this pocket-sized enforcer comes armed with 20 plush rounds, each one soft, silent, and deadly… to boredom. Load your ammo, take aim past the sofa barricades, and fire a volley of pom justice. No noise. No evidence. Just wide-eyed cats darting through the living room like street runners avoiding the Family’s gaze.

When the mission’s over, disposal is standard procedure:

• Hide it under yesterday’s intel (newspaper).
• Toss it in the litter box — nobody digs there.
• Or stash it behind the drapes, where deniability is thick as dust.

The Pomfather doesn’t just entertain. It rules the underworld of play.

Inside Your Briefcase

• Compact Enforcer – 13 cm × 10 cm build, perfect for discreet operations.
• 20 Plush Rounds – Soft, colourful ammo for endless pounce targets.
• Silent POM Trigger – Spring-loaded, no noise, no witnesses.
• Ultra-Light Polymer Frame – Easy to handle during drive-bys or quick reloads.
• Float Factor – Yes, it floats. Plan your river alibis carefully.

Deployment Zones

• Strictly indoors — no neighbourhood crossfire.
• Best fired towards open carpet or safe zones for chasing.
• Do not launch near breakables (unless you enjoy living dangerously).
• Suitable for cats and cooperative humans only.