The Silencer – Plush Cat Kicker Toy with Catnip and Crinkle

The Silencer is a plush cat kicker toy designed for cats who love to wrestle, kick, and pounce. At 25 × 8 cm, it’s the perfect size for cats to grab and bunny-kick, helping to release energy and stress. Filled with catnip and crinkle material, this interactive toy encourages natural play, keeps cats entertained, and promotes exercise. Soft faux fur makes it easy to grip, while the durable build ensures lasting fun for indoor cats of all ages.

Soft. Squeaky. Suspicious.

Officially, it’s just a plush kicker. Unofficially, it’s how you send a message. The Silencer is packed with contraband catmint, wrapped in faux fur, and wired with crinkle to keep the target talking. Until it doesn’t.

Ideal for:

• Midnight interrogations.
• Stress relief after long surveillance shifts.
• Beating the fluff out of something that looked at you wrong.

No batteries. No mercy. At 25 × 8 cm, it’s small enough to stash under the sofa, big enough to finish the job.

Tony approves. His High-ness keeps two — one for play, one for reminders.

Warning:
Do not sniff in public.
Do not share with dogs.
Do not ask what’s inside.

Inside Your Briefcase

• Plush Kicker Build – 25 × 8 cm, ideal for feline wrestling and bunny kicks.
• Infused with Catnip – Engages natural instincts for chase and play.
• Crinkle Tech – Adds irresistible sound to keep the mission lively.
• Soft Faux Fur – Comfortable to bite, claw, and carry.
• Durable Stitching – Built for repeated interrogations.

Deployment Zones

• Indoor use only — safe house protocol.
• Provide supervised play for rookie operatives.
• Keep hidden between missions; interrogation tools are addictive.
• Never debrief with dogs.