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The Verdict – Woven Cat Bed / Elevated Cat Seat

The Verdict – Woven Cat Bed / Elevated Cat Seat

Regular price R 799.00 ZAR
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Woven round cat bed (38 cm diameter, 13 cm height). Durable, comfortable, and elevated for indoor cats. Perfect as a lounging spot, observation perch, or stylish cat seat.

You may approach the Bench. But do so at your own risk.

This is The Verdict.

Where hearings are held, witnesses are stared down, and naps are non-negotiable. A high-security, high-ground seat of judgement — woven in silence and lined in contempt. No cushions for mercy. Just comfort. And power.

Once your feline enters this chamber, all proceedings begin. The tail is the gavel. The purring is the deliberation. You? You’re already held in contempt.

Courtroom Features:

  • 38 cm diameter of uninterrupted sovereignty
  • 13 cm product height (measured externally)
  • Natural woven fibres (plastic is for plea deals)
  • Passive-aggressive luxury cushion (removable during sentencing)

Suitable For:

  • Issuing life sentences to houseflies
  • Judging peasants who bring store-brand kibble
  • Dramatic sighs during legal recess

Objections will be noted. Then ignored. Case closed.

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